Q: Do you accept returns?
A: We accept returns for items that arrive damaged or defective. We can’t offer refunds just because you don’t vibe with the slop it cooked up — that’s part of the mystery, baby.
Q: Is your process fully automated?
A: Nope. We let the AI go feral, but a human still gives each design a quick once-over before it gets printed. Quality control + we filter out anything truly unhinged (you’re welcome).
Q: Isn’t AI bad?
A: Yeah yeah, we know. Buy our shirt or don’t.
Q: How long does it take to get my shirt?
A: We print and ship within 3–7 business days. The AI works fast, but the postal system hasn’t caught up to the slop life yet.
Q: Can I see the design before it ships?
A: Nope! That’s the whole point. You pick the vibe, subjects, and style — then the mystery box does the rest. Embrace the unknown.
Q: What if the design is cursed?
A: Then you have the coolest shirt on the block. Wear it with pride.
